Blink and miss

A question

What is heavier?
A kilo of cotton or a kilo of steel?……….The answer as you would’ve guessed is that both have the same weight.
Now imagine carrying a 7 kg sack of potatoes versus carrying a 4-5 month old baby (average 7 kgs). They should both feel equal right? Wrong. No seriously, why does carrying the [...]

Are you for real?

Oh you perfectly french-manicured goddesses,

Do you ever do your dishes?
Have you ever chopped a single french bean?
Does your personal assistant swap the TV channels for you?
Do you ever take a shower?
Are your nails and you for real?

I mean I apply nail polish and within 5 seconds, I am sure to get a phone call [...]

Doodhi chana nu shaak

When people say “Ooh I love my veggies” when the only “veggies” (how I hate that word) they’re eating is onions and tomatoes, it just makes me want to thrust a brinjal or two in their face. I hate brinjals, btw. Nothing against onions or tomatoes, I too use them quite a bit, but in [...]

Ring tone

When you catch yourself humming your mobile ring tone, it’s time you got a life!

This man must go..

Once again, this brilliant cartoon from point blank says it all.

Basundi ka Koupon Konnection

The milk delivery system in our house works thus. We have prepaid coupons that we buy before hand from the doodhwala. Every night (or early morning) we hang a bag outside the door with the milk coupons. Jitni zaroorat utne coupons! And poof! the milk bags appear magically in the morning.

The system works fine and [...]

Do I look like Govinda?

After 28 years of existence, I am beginning to accept that maybe just maybe I have a really zero sense of style. That when they say coordinate your dress and shoes and bag they do not mean matching-matching. Actually, I always thought I dressed alright.The thunder struck when last year I got nominated for one [...]