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… cause I’m finally driving by myself at the ripe age of 29. So what if takes me 45 minutes to cover 3 kms. Today I even managed to put the AC and the radio on without knocking anyone down and it was fabulous. THIS is women’s liberation my friend.
Also I figure it is more [...]

Just finished reading Richard Branson’s autobiography. No sleep in sight yet. Can’t believe I didn’t read this book before considering it’s been in the library for years now. It must’ve been all the comparisons between him and the local liquor baron that put me off.  Totally fascinated with this guy and would love to know [...]

Wishing you a very happy diwali and a prosperous and fun-filled new year ahead!
PS. In case you were wondering, I went and had a wonderful time while I was away from this blog. Life has been AMAZING and the proof is that I didn’t feel the need to blog/vent!!

Popsicle –> PepsiCola – so much cooler than popsicle no?
Time please –> Thupplis (is what regular junta called it). Thames (is what the hep crowd called it).
Zigzagzee –> Jeejaajee (hold your breath for the rest of the song).. kabhi upar, kabhi neeche, kabhi aage, kabhi peeche.. can’t remember the rest of the stuff. No wonder [...]

.. ya laali, who can stand up and say that life has always been fair to him? That everybody and everything he’s undergone has always been just what he deserved or more.
If the world is unfair and everyone seems to be crying that they got a raw deal, who are these other people who got [...]

I have a very generous lady for a neighbour, who keeps plying us with goodies like laddus and polis and dahi wadas, every once in a while.
Our way to return the favour is by gobbling everything up real quick and by repeatedly telling her how fabulous the food was and of course return the bowls. [...]

Google baba has come to our rescue once again and come up with a website about Lok Sabha Elections that kicks some serious ass.
You can enter your locality and it will choose the constituency automatically. There are simple comparisons of developmental facts (as factual as facts can be) such as infant mortality rates, crime rates, [...]

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that little sticker you stick with gorilla glue, is supposed to be peeled out by us humans, not get permanently bound to the said dubba. So please to be taking mercy on us steel storage dubba consumers.
Edited to add: A cousing had given me an expert tip to handle those buggers and it has worked! [...]

I remember this question from the days when I  still bothered to watch Miss India. The question was posed to one of the contestants and the answer was random and unrelated as usual, but the question has stuck on, because I love that question.
Meanwhile this weekend, two of my fingers got wounded badly while grating [...]

So much to catch up with. So little time. I am drowning.